what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat
me: i am so full of creativity i have all these amazing ideas!!
me when im assigned creative projects:
*stares at a blank sheet of paper for 5 hours*
IM ABOUT TO CRY OMG THIS IS JUST TOO AMAZING OFMG
I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.
that is simultaneously the dumbest looking and the sassiest cat i have ever seen in my entire life and i am loving every second of it.
Everybody should have this on your blog
Marina: Writes songs about over-sexualisation of women in the media
Marina: Writes songs about personal struggles with obsessive compulsive behaviour
Marina: Writes songs materialism
Marina: Writes songs about how fear of failure, and how that fear can destroy you
Marina: Writes songs about the pressure of fame and the media, and the toll that can take on a person
Marina: Writes songs about adolescent struggles, and, unlike some, doesn't dismiss the feelings of teenagers to be less valid
Marina: Writes songs about the corruption of Hollywood
Marina: Writes songs about the negative side of love
Marina: Writes one song about being a primadonna, which is based on a fictional character that is a complete antithesis to everything she believes in.
Marina: Writes one song about being a heartbreaker, which again, was based on the same fictional character. This song was accompanied by a video which completely reversed traditional 'gender roles' in the majority of music videos today, which also, whether incidentally or not, highlighted how furious people will become over the sexualisation of men, while turning a complete blind eye to the sexualisation of women.
People: Marina's songs are so shallow! All she sings about is being a primadonna and a heartbreaker and ugh she has no lyrical depth why do people even like her